mESS WITH THE BULL, yOU GET THE FUCKING HORNS,

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mESS WITH THE BULL, yOU GET THE FUCKING HORNS,

((DISCLAIMER: This is an independent AU/CRACK?/RP/ blog. That means this Tav is a totally different troll, So no bitching.. WILL GET NSFW ACTION HERE. ALSO; Please read About & Headcanons page to know more))

Current M!A Status: 6 sweeps again

Your name is TAVROS NITRAM
But many call you DYS, for some odd reason.

You have been RESURRECTED from the dead after an ERROR had been made in your GAME SESSION, or so you believe.

You are 8.31 solar sweeps (18 years) and currently residing in a more HIGH-TECH world where both TROLLS AND HUMANS live together.

During your time, You have grown A LOT OF CONFIDENCE and have learned MANY HUMAN THINGS such as SPANISH. Though you have been left with scars and no functional legs, You make up for it by DOING OTHER THINGS and have gotten BETTER ROBOT LEGS.

Although you've changed, When you get really close to others, You start to show the old you.

Your NEW trolltag is locoToro and you speak "lIKE YOU USUALLY DO BUT WITH LESS UHHS AND UMMS AND FEWER COMMAS, yOU ALSO HAVE A HARSHER WAY OF TALKING TO OTHERS THAT ALSO INCLUDES SAYINGS THAT MOST HUMANS USE,"

((Again,This is a pretty AU+CRACK thing going on,so no bitching on things that might pop up in here,If you dont like it,dont stay. No one has a knife to your throat or anything.))

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raptorswag:

Effects of Kissing:

Long kisses are beneficial to our circulatory system. When kissing, our pulse rate is quickening up to 110 beats per minute. This is great training for our cardiovascular system.

After kissing, the lungs work harder, resulting in 60 inhales per minute compared to regular 20 inhales. Such “ventilation” is a good preventive measure against lung disease.

Some dentists believe that kissing is a preventive measure against dental caries. Indeed, kissing stimulates the flow of saliva that eliminates acid coat on the teeth.

Kisses that last more than three minutes help us fight stress and its effects. Long kisses trigger the chain of biochemical reactions, which destroys stress hormones.

Those who kiss their partner goodbye each morning live five years longer than those who don’t.

Kissing is great for self-esteem. It makes you feel appreciated and helps your state of mind.

Kissing burns calories, 2-3 calories a minute and can double your metabolic rate. Research claims that three passionate kisses a day (at least lasting 20 seconds each) will cause you to lose an entire extra pound.

Kissing is a known stress-reliever. Passionate kissing relieves tension, reduces negative energy and produces a sense of well being, lowering your cortisol ‘stress’ hormone.

Kissing uses 30 facial muscles and it helps keep the facial muscles tight, preventing baggy cheeks! The tension in the muscles caused by a passionate kiss helps smooth the skin and increases the circulation.

Kissing is good for the heart, as it creates an adrenaline which causes your heart to pump more blood around your body. Frequent kissing has scientifically been proven to stabilize cardiovascular activity, decrease blood pressure and cholesterol.

Those who kiss quite frequently are less likely to suffer from stomach, bladder and blood infections.

During a kiss, natural antibiotics are secreted in the saliva. Also, the saliva contains a type of anesthetic that helps relieve pain.

Kissing reduces anxiety and stops the ‘noise’ in your mind. It increases the levels of oxytocin, an extremely calming hormone that produces a feeling of peace.

((can you imagine Sherlock showing this list to John as reasons why they should make out already))